Q: What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?

A: This'll sleigh you!

Q: What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?

A: Quit hanging around!

Q: What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

A: Cookie sheets!

Q: What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?

A: An icicle sandwich!

Q: What did the elf say to Santa?

A: I'm ready to rock around the Christmas tree!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't chicken!

Q: Why don’t you ever see Santa in a bad mood?

A: He’s always Ho-Ho-Ho-ing!

Q: What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?

A: Nice gnawing you!

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?

A: Stick with me and we'll go places!

Q: What did the ornament say to the Christmas tree?

A: It's time to get tinsel-ed up!